Except I do know how to read, and my dad's not lazy. And my mom's not on Valium (and she's pretty effective; and so, I suspect, is Valium).
I also wouldn't call myself "schizoid. And I don't know what it means to be "video", but I'm probably not that, either.
But I do have a lot of toys.
So guess I'm a 21st Century (Digital Boy). Ish ...