This just in from things-that-make-a-full-body-skin-graft-look preferable:
So, while running around my old stomping grounds in Idaho Falls over the holidays, I was doing really well until my last day there. That's when -- while out to coffee with my mom, one of my sisters, and my current -- I ran into my ex.
Yeah. Awkward. Coulda done without that.
While driving back to Texas (a treat in itself), we were iced in in Kansas. That was better than that whole awkward situation ...