The Transformers movie, I suspect, is going to rock. The G.I.Joe live-action movie may see the light of day (please make Snake Eyes super badass, and cast me in the film; seriously, Michael Bay never hooked me up for my Transformers plea).
Even Cabbage Patch Kids are back.
So is My Little Pony. I was at Toys "R" Us the other day, looking at stuff for me, and saw something a little odd:
Seriously, I think all of the MLPs are mares, right? So who's she mare-y-ing? Or is this a My Little Progressive Pony kind of thing?
Which got me to thinking about another gender lopsided franchise.
Which is all dudes (I try not to think about Smurfette; that whole thing creeps me out).
So, should the Ponies and three-apple-high blue men hook up?
How would Papa Smurf serenade Madame Wysteria?
"I'm down with MLP (yeah, you know me)."What kind of freaky, multi-colored centaurish things would that make? And would Hasbro license them?
I'm spending way too much time thinking about this...