Dialog that made me laugh ...

Here are a couple of snippets that hit me as funny today.

From Frank O'Connor's weekly update on the Halo 3 video game:

Elites look superbadass. Real word. Look it up. If you can’t find it, maybe your dictionary is too liberal.

A script snippet from a sketch book I picked up from Brock Rizy, for his and Reagan Blank's upcoming ¡BIKE_GANG! comic book / mixed media movie:

JOCELYN BLAYLOCK
Clancy, if you could have sex with any celebrity, living or dead, which would it be?

CLANCY
Dead.

Heh.